ivan 12:55 Thu Nov 16
Greggs Swap Jesus for a sausage roll
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I mean don't get me wrong they are nice but imagine what would happen if they tried this with you know who
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/41997936/greggs-sorry-for-swapping-jesus-for-sausage-roll-in-nativity-scene
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jack flash
8:12 Fri Nov 17
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So a pork sausage grew up to be king of the Jews?
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gph
7:51 Fri Nov 17
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ray - amusing stuff
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WorldCupWilly
7:18 Fri Nov 17
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https://i.imgur.com/dgodWEe.jpg?1
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Haz
5:07 Fri Nov 17
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Ray Winstone
Ag!!
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ray winstone
4:59 Fri Nov 17
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All this fuss about the Greggs advent calendar, can I just point out that ‘Lord Jesus’ backwards is ‘Susejd rol’...
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Eggbert Nobacon
3:45 Thu Nov 16
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Matthew10: Jesus called the crowd to him and said, “Listen and understand. 11: What goes into someone’s mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them.”
and there we have the first but definitely not last time someone in the christian heirachy advised swallow don't spit
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gph
3:42 Thu Nov 16
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"20: These are what defile a person; but eating with unwashed hands does not defile them.”
There goes the germ theory of disease, then.
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easthammer
3:30 Thu Nov 16
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I don't take offence to this.
For a start, Jesus probably wasn't born in a stable and the Wise Men didn't turn up until a couple of years later.
Incidentally, Jesus didn't have a problem with sausage rolls either
Matthew10: Jesus called the crowd to him and said, “Listen and understand. 11: What goes into someone’s mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them.”
12: Then the disciples came to him and asked, “Do you know that the Pharisees were offended when they heard this?”
13He replied, “Every plant that my heavenly Father has not planted will be pulled up by the roots. 14: Leave them; they are blind guides. If the blind lead the blind, both will fall into a pit.”
15: Peter said, “Explain the parable to us.”
16:“Are you still so dull? Jesus asked them. 17: “Don’t you see that whatever enters the mouth goes into the stomach and then out of the body? 18:But the things that come out of a person’s mouth come from the heart, and these defile them. 19: For out of the heart come evil thoughts—murder, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, false testimony, slander. 20: These are what defile a person; but eating with unwashed hands does not defile them.”
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gph
3:05 Thu Nov 16
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This isn't going work at Easter. Nails through that flaky pastry will make a right mess
And things could get soggy on the Sea of Galilee.
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goose
2:46 Thu Nov 16
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ludo21 1:43 Thu Nov 16
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haha that made me chuckle.
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Nurse Ratched
2:42 Thu Nov 16
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*applauds flying v*
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Willtell
2:24 Thu Nov 16
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Especially a pork sausage...
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Gavros
2:22 Thu Nov 16
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Isa (Jesus) is the second most important prophet in Islam and in their end of days bollocks he comes down from heaven to lead the Muslims to victory.
i doubt portraying him as a sausage roll will go down well with them lot either.
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ted fenton
2:16 Thu Nov 16
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Greggs knew what they were doing look at all the free advertising they're getting.
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ludo21
1:43 Thu Nov 16
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Surely Man City will notice...
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Sussex_IRONS
1:31 Thu Nov 16
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Turing a Jew into a sausage roll real classy.
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Pi Alpha Nu
1:30 Thu Nov 16
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What's wrong with having a Pole being part of a nativity scene?
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gph
1:16 Thu Nov 16
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"The world has lost its sense of humour."
Have you seen the price of camel meat? Now, that's a joke
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Russ of the BML
1:07 Thu Nov 16
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The world has lost its sense of humour.
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Eggbert Nobacon
1:06 Thu Nov 16
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shouldn't this be on the panini stickers thread
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Mad Dog
1:04 Thu Nov 16
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Mountain-----> molehill
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